“So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours!”
You don’t have to be in Church for very long before you hear one of these.
I spoke about Dating and Relationships at Liquid Church NJ last week- and before I got up on stage there was an awesome poll up on the screen asking which of these Christian pick-up lines would work on you? They totally got me laughing out loud. Anyone that knows me will tell you that I’m serious on the surface-but that I seriously love to laugh. I took a minute to find you some of my favorites! Hope these add some smiles to your weekend and maybe even get you to “lol”…or better yet…land a date!
I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
Hey I’m Will. God’s Will. (Tip- your name should actually be Will!)
You float my ark.
Me. You. Song of Songs- The Remix.
You put the “stud” in Bible Study.
I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman…
I didn’t know angels flew this low.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?
If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
So, which of these pick up lines would totally work on you? Let me know. And if you’re REALLY serious about finding love, grab yourself a copy of True Love Dates– and then try these out for yourself 😉
Debra Fileta is a Professional Counselor, speaker, and author of True Love Dates: Your Indispensable Guide to Finding the Love of Your Life, where she talks candidly about love, dating, and relationships. She’s also the creator of this True Love Dates Blog! Connect with her on Facebook or Twitter!